I'M AN APPLE BUTTER LICKER

LOOKING AT HER THICKER

I WANT TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ HER APPLE'S STICKER.

PINK LADY

JUST RIPE!

REALLY WANT TO TAKE A BYTE

BUT IT AINT QUITE TIME TO PICK HER

SO I GOT TO MAKE THAT APPLE TREE SHAKE

CALL ME THE EARTHQUAKE

8.8 ON THE RICHTER MAP.

STEM WENT SNAP, HER APPLE FELL IN MY LAP.

WITH SKIN ALL FRECKLED AND SMOOTH AS SAP

PLUS HER LEAF-ENDS ARE GOLDEN LIKE A SCARAB-WING FLAP

YEAP, ONE TAP FROM AN APPLE LIKE THAT

MAKE THESE NOOBIE SLEEPING BEAUTIES WANNA TAKE A NAP

BUT NOT ME I BE READY FOR THAT APPLE, CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M A MAC

UNSHADE MY VORPAL BLADE AND SNICKERTY-SNACK

I SPLIT HER INTO PERFECT FIFTHS LIKE A PENTA-GRAM-CRACKER

ONE FOR EACH SEED THAT I'LL GIVE RIGHT BACK TO HER

BUT NOT RIGHT NOW, WHAT I VOW:

NOW IS JUST FOR MAKING APPLE BUTTER

BUT HOW???

I JUST FOLLOW THE TAO

HEAT HER UP UNTILL SHE'S WAILING OUT

AND THEN I SIMMER HER DOWN

AND GET THE CINNAMON OUT

BUT I DONT NEED NO SUGER CAUSE THAT WHAT HER JUICE IS ABOUT.

SO WHILE SHE'S THICKENING UP I JUST STIR

I COULD STIR HER FOREVERWARDS

YOU KNOW, YOU MAY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF APPLE BUTT SURE,

BUT NO BODY'S GOT THE APPLE BUTTER BUT HER.



HOT CAPERS AND CARROTS, I'D EAT HER OFF THAT

RAW CAULIFLOWER FLOURETTS, I'D EAT HER OFF THAT

BLACK ALABASTER PORRIDGE, I'D EAT HER OFF THAT

SPREAD ON 7 DIFFERENT COURSES I'D EAT HER OFF...

FUCK THAT, I'D EAT HER OFF THE FLOOR CAUSE HER FLAVOR IS TOO FINE

I'D EAT HER OFF A SHOE HORN GETTIN A SHOE SHINE

NEW MIND

I'D EAT HER OFF THE PAPER IN TWO LINES

I'D EAT HER OFFLINE, ONLINE, OR DO LINES.

I'D EAT HER OFTEN, MORE THAN A FEW TIMES.

I'D EAT HER OFF IMAGINATION, DOING THE NEW MIME

I'D EAT HER OFF/ON FERMENTATION, TURNING INTO WINE

TWO WINES COMBINE, TURNIN INTO MOONSHINE'

ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY CALLED APPLE JACK

WORD OUT TO JOHNNY APPLE SEED AND INTO HIS SACK

WORD OUT TO CLONE LINEAGES STRECHING ALMOST ALL THE WAY BACK

WORD OUT TO THE WORM-WORD BURNIN THROUGH THE SCREEN INTO TRACK

YEAH!

THE WORM-WAY BLEEDS 5 LITTLE BEADS OF LIGHT TO READ

INDEED, INDEED

I GOT A THIEFIST FULL OF THESE SORT OF SEEDS

1,2,3,4,5

YOU GNO WHAT IT GROW??

WHATEVER YOU NEEDS